Taking any normal situation that lacks any and all ability to be turned into a sexual innuendo, and making it a sexual innuendo.
G: "Be careful when getting the gingerbread men out of the oven, they will be hot."
A: *underbreath* "Men always come out from my oven hot.... Gingerbread or not...."
G: " Hey! I heard that! quit emperving everything I say!"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"