no1cares4it's definitions

emperving

Taking any normal situation that lacks any and all ability to be turned into a sexual innuendo, and making it a sexual innuendo.

G: "Be careful when getting the gingerbread men out of the oven, they will be hot."
A: *underbreath* "Men always come out from my oven hot.... Gingerbread or not...."
G: " Hey! I heard that! quit emperving everything I say!"

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017

empervert

Someone who feels the need to turn normal everyday interactions into moments of sexual perversion.

Man, Ash is such an empervert. Who would have thought that talking about gingerbread would lead her to make such emperving comments.

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017