emperving

Taking any normal situation that lacks any and all ability to be turned into a sexual innuendo, and making it a sexual innuendo.

G: "Be careful when getting the gingerbread men out of the oven, they will be hot."
A: *underbreath* "Men always come out from my oven hot.... Gingerbread or not...."
G: " Hey! I heard that! quit emperving everything I say!"

by no1cares4it January 18, 2017

emerging

Heretical mutation of Christianity that teaches there are no objective truths, and that Christian worship consists of deep breathing exercises and sycretism with pagan and non-Christian religions.

Driscoll used to be emerging, but over the years he has come to his senses.

by Smurf Breath April 7, 2007

emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

Emerging Adult

A very specific life stage that is often overlooked by our society. The time between adolescence and adulthood- somewhere between the ages of 18 and 30 (the end point is debatable). Because of the format of our current society, things like college and the economy force this age group into a state of perpetual adolescence based primarily on a strong dependence on the income of one's parents. This age group tends to live at home (usually in a basement apartment of some sort) and mooch off of family for food and shelter, but are still responsible for many "adult things", like student loans and cell phone payments.

Dr. Timmy is 28 and lives in his parent's garage apartment. What an emerging adult!

by Jenny Caruso December 5, 2010

Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

Experting is amazing.

by Justoldme July 20, 2010

emerging

1) the new wave of post-modern christianity.
2) a church trying to go back to the roots of early christianity in its practices and beliefs.
3) said of the type of organic services practiced in emerging churches
4) people trying to live christianity in its purest form without the cultural baggage of the american christian right.
5) Church for people who hate going to church

1) Wow! That acoustic, candlelit, church service with painting during worship was mad emerging.
2) Man, I'm tired of God being politicized into a certain party. Hey, let's go worship at that emerging church.

by Kimpy April 22, 2008

embering

Embering is a verb used to describe a fire that has nearly burnt out.

Tom went to go check on the campers but all he found was the embering remains of their campfire and a set of tracks into the woods.

by Word Foundry June 15, 2018