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Emotionally Vomit 

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). Emotional Vomit, or E.V., is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.
Sara returned home from a rough day of cheer leading and blowing off homework. As her parents tried to gently suggest she was past her curfew, yet again, she suddenly felt and irresistible urge to Emotionally Vomit all over their asses”
Emotionally Vomit by AReiter December 27, 2011
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emotional vomit 

The response when you ask a friend out of politeness whats going on their life, and they respond by bitching, moaning, and whining about stupid crap just for the sake of attention, and not because anything's really wrong. They've just got a case of the ass, or "poor me" syndrome.

-can cause the recipient of emotional vomit to have glazed eyes, brain static, and an extreme desrire to kill either themselves, the person doing the emotional vomiting, or both
person a: hey, man, how's life treating you?

person b: Oh man, it sucks, first my girlfriends was flirting with random guy... well, ok, maybe she wasnt actualy flirting, but it still hurt my feelings! Then my boss was a total jerk to me today because he didnt give me props for something I did, and my dog is sick, and life is so unfair..... buzz buzz.. bitch, moan, whine, complain, etc

person a: damn! Sorry I asked. I'm going to go home and wash all of this emotional vomit off
emotional vomit by Crys-AOD July 2, 2008

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026