Emonic 

A cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. That's deep maan. Real deep.

Emo guy: "Oh man. Oh man. My girlbuddi just broke up with me. I think I need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to Muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out."

Normal guy: "Oh man. Oh man. You are so emonic...."

Emonic by Deinococcus Radiodurans June 29, 2006

emonic 

used to describe something that is/kinda is "emo".

Joe is SO emonic.

This song is kinda emonic.

emonic by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003

emonic 

A new language / dialect born exclusively out of use of instant messaging protocols such as AIM or Yahoo instant messenger -- when the initial letters of words in a popular phrase are brought together to abbreviate said phrase. The word stems from the word ebonics -- an African American dialect made popular in urban ghettos.

Examples of emonic phrases:
1) LOL : laughing out loud
2) LMAO: laughing my a** off
3) OMG: oh my God
4) etc.

The quickest way to tell her how funny she was was to use the emonic LMAO. She got the point.

emonic by Khalid El-Sayed December 28, 2005

Emonic 

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...

1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."

Emonic by dark_steihl May 3, 2008

Emojically Frustrated 

The feeling people experience when they are unable to find a suitable emoji to express how they are feeling and thus requiring them to use actual words.

I can't find an emoji to communicate how I'm feeling; damn, I'm so emojically frustrated!

Emojically Frustrated by araming December 11, 2016

Emonie 

Emonie is the definition of a gorgeous girl. She has many talents. She can dance, sing, etc.
She can be very bipolar. She can be mean and nice at the same time. She has long hair, she's kinda tall, and she's thick. Loyalty is everything to her. If you do her wrong to many times, she will get her payback without even trying. She is the real definition of petty. She will hurt your feelings without any hesitation. She doesn't need friends or a boyfriend. She can rock alone if she wants too.

Oh my god. Is that Emonie? Damnnnnn!!

Emonie by Okayokayokay664 March 8, 2018

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014