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A new monotheistic religion practiced in many parts of the world by many different races. Followers of Emojism believe that the true prophet of the world is the 😈, a powerful being also known as 'the devil' by many Christians. Haters of Emojism are usually impaled with useless colored pencils in the eyeballs as a punishment.
Judge: Why did you kill that man?
Man: He was a hater of Emojism
Judge: oh fair enough
Emojism by YourCommunistComrade February 25, 2018
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Cancer Emojis 

Usually kids who are mentally retarded that spam random emojis that do not even make any sense, i have no idea why they spam it but they're retarded.
Retard : This guy is so cool! 😂😂😂😂😂👌

Me : Look at this retard using the cancer emojis.
Cancer Emojis by Alians October 26, 2016
To act with emo ideas and actions
why is she so into emonism?

i dont know, guess she like blood.
emonism by Jake D. Rafter September 5, 2010

emojimotional 

Feelings expressed through numerous emojis sent via text or to social media sites from your smartphone.
Girl- "I get so emojimotional every time i stalk your Facebook profile."

Boy- "Dayum girl, are you getting your period soon? Your emojimotions have been in full force the past couple of days."
emojimotional by Elyphant April 8, 2013
The act, state, phase, or art of being Emo. The practice of Emo.
We sat and discussed Shawn's emoisms.
Emoism by Lauren MG Di S July 5, 2006

two two emojis 

putting two emojis to show you find the other person bare attractive

originated in london
Guy 1: She's so peng... How do I get her attention?
Guy 2: Message her and make sure you send them two two emojis, yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah? But what kind??
Guy 2: These two two emojis: 😍😍
two two emojis by vvxvy June 27, 2016

Correct Solid_xxxxhhh_420_NO_EMOJIS

The Danganronpa OT3 between Correct Solid Facts, 69_XD_REDDIT_420_NO_EMOJIS, and xxxxhhh. These three users all have varying opinons on the het ship Oumeno, and they all created the only 3 definitions for it on Urban Dictionary.
PERSON A: Hey dude, what's Oumeno?
PERSON B: Search it up on Urban Dictionary
A: Alright *searches* wow, there are three definitions!
B: I definetely ship all 3 of those users together! The ship name is Correct Solid_xxxxhhh_420_NO_EMOJIS
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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