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A new monotheistic religion practiced in many parts of the world by many different races. Followers of Emojism believe that the true prophet of the world is the 😈, a powerful being also known as 'the devil' by many Christians. Haters of Emojism are usually impaled with useless colored pencils in the eyeballs as a punishment.
Judge: Why did you kill that man?
Man: He was a hater of Emojism
Judge: oh fair enough
Emojism by YourCommunistComrade February 25, 2018
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Cancer Emojis 

Usually kids who are mentally retarded that spam random emojis that do not even make any sense, i have no idea why they spam it but they're retarded.
Retard : This guy is so cool! 😂😂😂😂😂👌

Me : Look at this retard using the cancer emojis.
Cancer Emojis by Alians October 26, 2016
To act with emo ideas and actions
why is she so into emonism?

i dont know, guess she like blood.
emonism by Jake D. Rafter September 5, 2010

emojimotional 

Feelings expressed through numerous emojis sent via text or to social media sites from your smartphone.
Girl- "I get so emojimotional every time i stalk your Facebook profile."

Boy- "Dayum girl, are you getting your period soon? Your emojimotions have been in full force the past couple of days."
emojimotional by Elyphant April 8, 2013
The act, state, phase, or art of being Emo. The practice of Emo.
We sat and discussed Shawn's emoisms.
Emoism by Lauren MG Di S July 5, 2006

two two emojis 

putting two emojis to show you find the other person bare attractive

originated in london
Guy 1: She's so peng... How do I get her attention?
Guy 2: Message her and make sure you send them two two emojis, yeah?
Guy 1: Yeah? But what kind??
Guy 2: These two two emojis: 😍😍
two two emojis by vvxvy June 27, 2016

Correct Solid_xxxxhhh_420_NO_EMOJIS

The Danganronpa OT3 between Correct Solid Facts, 69_XD_REDDIT_420_NO_EMOJIS, and xxxxhhh. These three users all have varying opinons on the het ship Oumeno, and they all created the only 3 definitions for it on Urban Dictionary.
PERSON A: Hey dude, what's Oumeno?
PERSON B: Search it up on Urban Dictionary
A: Alright *searches* wow, there are three definitions!
B: I definetely ship all 3 of those users together! The ship name is Correct Solid_xxxxhhh_420_NO_EMOJIS
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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