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Emojism

A new monotheistic religion practiced in many parts of the world by many different races. Followers of Emojism believe that the true prophet of the world is the 😈, a powerful being also known as 'the devil' by many Christians. Haters of Emojism are usually impaled with useless colored pencils in the eyeballs as a punishment.

Judge: Why did you kill that man?
Man: He was a hater of Emojism
Judge: oh fair enough

by YourCommunistComrade February 25, 2018