emmanuel college 

a slave labour loving establishment in the NE of England, go visit it....bring eggs

Hey is that mr grant caning those poor kids agin?!?!

emmanuel college by zane lowe July 7, 2005

Emmanuel College 

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae

Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college”
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”

Emmanuel College by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia 

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland is a residential college of the University of Queensland in St Lucia, Queensland, Australia. Emmanuel College was founded in September 1911. It was the first of the UQ residential colleges originally based on Wickham Terrace in Brisbane City to move to its current St Lucia site when the university relocated. The College admitted men only until the 1970's, when it became co-ed. Emmanuel College is currently the largest of the UQ colleges with approximately 350 students. Students living at Emmanuel College study for a wide range of degrees and are encouraged to excel academically through the college's extensive tutorial program. As well as academia, students at Emmanuel particpate in a wide range of mens and womens sports and compete against the other UQ Colleges for the annual Inter-College Cup (ICC).

Unfortunately the college has recently suffered due to the appointment of Marlene Tau. Ms. Tau is a proffessional student who does not have the capacity to function in the real world. For this reason she has found employment at the college due to their policy of employing the unemployable, in the past receptionist Wari has also greatly benefited from this scheme. Since arriving at Emmanuel, Marlene has succeeded in putting every member of the student body offside. Her policy of trying to act like a bossy parent to students, including telling people to "go to bed, you have to study tomorrow" has caused her to be the subject of much derision. She revels in the punishment of students caught enjoying themselves and is notorious for treating the students at the college, who are among the brightest school leavers in Australia, as children who are incapable of intelligent thought. She also seeks to remove the last vestiges of long standing traditions from the college as she attempts to create a college that is dry, boring and embarrassing on the sporting field. As she has proved incompetent as a college administrator, it is reccomdended that she pursue a career in film, Ms Tau performed admirably as a hobbit extra in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia is most defenitely the greatest college in ICC, pity about that lady that resembles a hobbit though....

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia by Proud Emmanuel Alumni member April 22, 2006

Emmanuel College Cambridge

a college situated in Camdihdge, often seen raging in drag nights dressed as persona "emma cool cambdihdge". rumours of a torid love affair with Corpus Christi College Oxford are prevelent , however this corpus bitty often touches emma's corpuh nonchalantly and without consent. Further speculation into ECC depicts a strong theme of gendih dihsmorphia and a complete transition seems inevitihble (maybe in time for pride month!!) OTHER NEWS, ECC has , perhaps due to suhpressed dihsmorphia, a tendency to suh young dih... eg. jah,toh,wih and dih. (no oxfd comma as ts in cambdihdge and relations with ccco bitty are ruff) ....If u are interested in the blatant sex appeal of emma check out the blueprints or minty sainsburys dihsigns. REMEMBER blue prihnts are good as can be shoved up puh and can attract white tortas and tortoes as well as the elusive gorditas.. (honothan watch out)

happy gooners valedihctorians !!! have a brihcked up time in Came dih ge .

wow! emmanuel college Cambridge has brilliant blue prints! up the puh they go!

YAY there are so many torti in emmanuel college cambridge!

Emmanuel College Cambridge by EmmanuelCorpusToucherandTORTAS October 22, 2025