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Emma Stone 

really hot redhead who was in Superbad as Jules and Zombieland as Wichita
dave:who plays jules from superbad?
joey:emma stone
dave:dude shes fucking hot!
joey:hell yea
Emma Stone by happy juice November 17, 2009
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Emma Stone 

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A
Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.
Emma Stone by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011

Emma Stone 

A fish-faced actress who gets more recognition than she should. She has the body of a twelve-year-old and acts the same in every movie.
person 1: did you see that new Emma Stone movie?
person 2: you mean the one where she plays Emma Stone?
person 1: Yes, I have.
Emma Stone by sergeanttibbs August 19, 2012

Emma Stone 

a rediculously hot girl
blonde, blue eyes and goes to havergal in toronto
all the guys want fuck her pussy and i am in love with her
Guy 1: did you see emma stone tonight
Guy 2: i want that on my dick so bad
Emma Stone by hockey24 April 20, 2009

Emma (Emily) Stone 

A fucking goddess.
An amazing actress.
An inspiration.

And we canโ€™t forget....

Iโ€™ve got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine, iโ€™ve got a love and I know that itโ€™s all mine. oh, oHhhH ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ โ™€๏ธ
Random Person: Have you heard of that new film Cruella? Iโ€™m pretty sure Emma (Emily) Stone is in it right?

Me: Mhm, sheโ€™s a queen ๐Ÿ’ โ™€๏ธ

Emma stoned 

When girls smoke weed and can't handle themselves, and they get stupid high.
"I'm over rappers who smoke weed with white girls that get Emma stoned" -Kyle Harvey
Emma stoned by Colt 45... April 26, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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