An Eminay is a chill and relatable person and she doesn't just spill tea she throughs the whole cup. She is an introvert and makes jokes about hating people and if you are friends with her, you have been honoured. She talks about the latest gossip in a straight up and don't give a damn what they say. She will stand up for friends and end the fight with a mike drop. You will probably will have inside jokes with her and and share anything with her because you know she will keep a secret. If you have an Eminay be grateful because she trust to the moon and back.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.