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Emily Syndrome

Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
by SteveHartingtom September 1, 2016
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Emily Syndrome

Paris Syndrome is when people - typically Japanese - go to Paris for the first time, only to discover it’s total trash.

EMILY SYNDROME is when people - typically young American women - move to Paris, only to discover the TV show by Netflix is complete and utter fantasy... Parisians are not that nice, they don't speak English to you, even if they're fluent, and you can't actually be that successful in your work!
(Having sex with a total stranger and being best friends with their partner at the same time is still plausible...)
Sarah spent 6 months working like a slave in Paris suffered a mental breaking and ended up coming home because she ended up with major Emily Syndrome
by UrbanGorillaBoy January 6, 2023
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Emily Syndrome is a condition exhibited by some girls across the world. To have Emily Syndrome is to mean that you are a very hot and sexy girl that's unaware of how hot and sexy you are.
Dude, Jessica totally has Emily Syndrome.
by OG61 November 16, 2015
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Emily Syndrome

A synonym for beer goggles. Refers to the lowering of partner selection standards whilst heavily inebriated. Regret is a common after-effect of Emily Syndrome.
*at a party* Walker: Check out that dimepiece! Alfonso: Bro, you have Emily Syndrome, she's a 5 at highest.
by AnonymousWhatever May 6, 2016
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Emily Downs Syndrome

When a girl goes crazy over a guy, cheats on him, bitches at him, dumps him, and then won't stop brooding about how mean he was to her for the rest of her life. This type of girl is usually also a cock blocker.
Wow, Martha seemed like she had Emily Downs Syndrome last night we she fucked my brother. Megan is inflicted with the terrible Emily Downs Syndrome...I feel so bad for her.
by The Wise Man8587 November 23, 2011
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Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.
Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.
by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010
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