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Because Emily is a ginger, she likes to lure people in by making them think she is really nice; what they do not expect is when she sucks their soul clean out of their body. If you call Emily a ginger, she will say she's "strawberry blonde" but we see through her lies. Don't trust this backstabbing meme sending soul sucking bitch. Also her dog is a servent of satan.
person 1:*coughs* gee I think I lost my voice
person 2: no that was just Emily Schwartz eating your fucking soul
person 1: oh
by biggymcmac October 18, 2017
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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