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Emeritus 

(n)One who is retired but retains an honorary title corresponding to that held immediately before retirement
noun plural: Emeriti

(adj.)honourably retired from assigned duties and retaining your title along with the additional title `emeritus' as in `professor emeritus'; `retired from assigned duties' need not imply that one is inactive

(adj)Retired but retaining an honorary title corresponding to that held immediately before retirement: a professor emeritus
Upon his retirement as a teaching professor from the university, Dr. Johansen became Professor Emeritus of the Law School and consulted with the instructors on a semi-regular basis.
Emeritus by angeldust May 9, 2006
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Emeritus 

(V) Old, retired professor who thinks they can be a dickhead and nothing will come of it. Usually found in droves at Land Grant Institutions.
First person: "Damnit! I got an F on that test I studied all night for."

Second person: "I know, that old codger, emeritus professor just makes things up to test on.
Emeritus by good_ole_12valver May 20, 2011

Papa Emeritus 

The main character of (Ghost) created and played by Tobias Forge.
Friend:Did you listen to the new song Papa Emeritus made?

Me:Yeah ever since I started listening to Ghost I have been a simp for Papa.

Friend:Hold up

Papa Emeritus IV 

Papa Emeritus IV was originally Cardinal Copia but became Papa after the Papa Emeritus Zero guy, Nihil, died on stage.

He's also a hot rat daddy.
Me: I WANT PAPA EMERITUS IV TO CRUSH ME, SPIT ON ME, FUCK ME, STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, EAT ME OUT-

Friend: CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
Papa Emeritus IV by uwuisafreakingg February 20, 2023

Papa Emeritus 

A character made by Tobias Forge for his band (Ghost).
Friend:Did you hear about the new song that Papa Emeritus made

Me:Yeah it was awesome, ever since I have listened to him I have been a simp because he is so hot.

Friend:Hold up

super emeritus 

a. one who has moved beyond the pinnacle of perfection in their area of expertise.

b. something that is beyond awesome.
Goofy: "Mr. Bob makes really excellent doughnuts".

Gallant: "No, Mr. Bob is a Super Emeritus Doughnut King and his doughnuts are seriously super emeritus themselves.
super emeritus by rotohombre October 27, 2012

Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus 

After a man's humorous quirky charm has fled the air of his pungent eggfart that dances through the air and up his repulsed ladyfriend's nose.(does not have to be an eggfart...can be any loathsome shade in the gas gamut)
Jery has degraded by gradations from prince charming to good king bumfy ,then from mister swift pay dropper to captain poopfordays, then finally from Dr.Stinkenstein to Dr.Stinkenstein emeritus.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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