Definitions by good_ole_12valver

Emeritus 

(V) Old, retired professor who thinks they can be a dickhead and nothing will come of it. Usually found in droves at Land Grant Institutions.

First person: "Damnit! I got an F on that test I studied all night for."

Second person: "I know, that old codger, emeritus professor just makes things up to test on.

Emeritus by good_ole_12valver May 20, 2011