To See an EmEm, a mythical beast that has only been seen by the most extraordinary specimens of mankind, you have to be a real explorer. It lives in the suburbs and will not fear anything. It's humongous power and will to destroy will rupture all life in earth. So if you encounter this unforgiving creature you should be aware that it is unbelievably agressive and will take any chance to make your life miserable. But the most important part....don't ever try to touch it, it will be your worst nightmare!
Oh no! Look! It's an EmEm, it will annihilate us if we look him in the eyes!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*