2 definitions by AndiGoldberger
To See an EmEm, a mythical beast that has only been seen by the most extraordinary specimens of mankind, you have to be a real explorer. It lives in the suburbs and will not fear anything. It's humongous power and will to destroy will rupture all life in earth. So if you encounter this unforgiving creature you should be aware that it is unbelievably agressive and will take any chance to make your life miserable. But the most important part....don't ever try to touch it, it will be your worst nightmare!
by AndiGoldberger March 12, 2019
A mystical creature that rarely comes out to see the sunlight, but when he does he's a real pain in the arse. He does his signature move called "Knakdetschen" or "Nackenklotscha" by simply slapping his stinky hand against your bare neck, it annoys anyone. So be aware of your sorroundings because he can be anywhere anytime, and when he is......Boy you better be ready.
My goodness! It's him....The feared ValVal!
by AndiGoldberger March 12, 2019