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Elyson is our lord, our god. You either want to be her or be with her. She is the hottest girl around. She is short and has some sort of anger issues.
girl 1: Elyson is so cool!!
girl 2: I wish I was Elyson.
Elyson by Nevaah :) April 16, 2021
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The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...
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A beautiful exotic girl who is kind to all and just a pleasure to be around
'Man, I wish i was friends with Elyon. Shes just a great person to be around!'

'I feel ya man, I feel ya.'
Elyon by BigBattyGyal3213 June 24, 2016

elison garcia 

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
elison garcia by classmates ;) November 15, 2010
Ellyson is a very beautiful and caring figure she will all ways be by your side once you make friends with her Ellyson is very nice and caring she is also very athletic and attractive.
Ellyson is amazing
Ellyson by Chicken Nugget Lord November 18, 2018
Someone who’s so sussy baka and he’s so wonky. Once you get to know him, he’s a baka.
omg ellson ur such a sussy baka!!
ellson by kimbimbo September 24, 2021
Elison is a boss
Elison by fdqhjk January 1, 2012
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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