When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
Elydia is the hottest most beautiful and cute girl you will ever see. Her favorite word is booty and that's is just bootylicious and deserves a 11/11. When you know her she will be the support you want and you would always want to talk to her because she is very very sexy. She is so perfectly tanned that you will never get as perfect as her. She makes very wise decisions and is always the smartest in class. Many call her Senpai.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).