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Eldana
A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever .
Eldana by BrooklynJUHURD June 12, 2019
Elda
Elda is the most nice girl in the world she may sometimes seem mean. She truly cares about others and she is always there for you. She is a beautiful woman (and hot). She is smart and independent. She is the best friend and lover. Everyone when they meet elda, they fall in love with her for her looks and her personality.
Elda by Modern loneliness April 22, 2020
Elyza
Elyza has the cutest smile, and is beyond beautiful! Everyone loves and admired her, because she cares and respects all. She is very smart, and funny. She will always make you laugh, and she knows when to cheer you up. She is so hot, and is honest with everyone. She will always tell you the truth, although she can sometimes become a little over protective. But that’s a good thing. She is very positive, and will be down to ride that scary roller coaster you’ve been wanting to ride since forever! Elyza is perfect for snuggles... she loves to cuddle and be comforted . Elyza is drop-dead gorgeous!!
Elyza by Jsbeidhsijso October 17, 2019
Elida
The smartest, most talented woman I have ever known and will ever know. Elida is beautiful, generous, funny and incredibly witty. She takes my breath away every time I see her. There is no comparison when it comes to Elida, she’s perfection.
Elida stole my heart.
Elida by Dandelion1114 May 6, 2019
Elyza
A shy girl, one that hardly ever knows. If you get to know her, you will see that she can be very funny and extremely sweet. She is a good hearted person who is a loyal friend and cares about other people. Simple things like her smile gets guys drawn to her like a magnet. If an Elyza falls in love with you, DO NOT let her go. She does not cheat in relationships and you'll never find another person like her. So if you let her go, you just let probably one of the best girls you've ever known slip away.
Elyza is such a sweetheart!
Eloda
Eloda, noun.
Eloda is a semi-obtuse way of describing someone or something that is totally full of crap/shit/nonsense. As in: that's eloda crap! Or: that's eloda shit! Also: that's eloda nonsense!
Eloda is a semi-obtuse way of describing someone or something that is totally full of crap/shit/nonsense. As in: that's eloda crap! Or: that's eloda shit! Also: that's eloda nonsense!
He denied being a back-stabbing motherfucker. Eh, whatever, he's an eloda.
When she goes on about how awesome she is we all shake our heads and think "wow, what an eloda!".
You know that commode in the dyke's house? Yup, an eloda...
I'm pretty sure she's so full of shit that even her offspring are elodas.
When she goes on about how awesome she is we all shake our heads and think "wow, what an eloda!".
You know that commode in the dyke's house? Yup, an eloda...
I'm pretty sure she's so full of shit that even her offspring are elodas.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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