ELIXER OF LIFE

A drink that enables the drinker to become virtually indestructible. Allows extended life. best taken in a act of need. Ex. Before Battle, Before adventures, Before love making.

Ingredients: Thats for me to know, and you to never find out.

PS. Mind control is a minor side effect.

"I feel so good after taking that ELIXER OF LIFE!"

"YEaaaa budddy, I love taking the EoL. That shit is the

headies."

ELIXER OF LIFE by falmeth July 12, 2010

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Elixer of life

Semen shot down someones throat directly out of an erect penis.

Massengill felt rejuvenated after sucking down that ELIXER OF LIFE out of my rock hard cock.

Elixer of life by Giggidy Gilman November 22, 2019

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The Elixir of Life

When you mix a Berocca tablet with a hydrate tablet in water. The Two different kinds of dissolvable tablets generate a chemical reaction that will synthesise the Elixir of life before your eyes. The elixir’s healing properties grant whomever consumes it, eternal youth.

It is often used when “over the hill” adults in their mid to late twenties think they can drink like their once teenage selves. Most commonly ingested on a weekday in work environments to get the dusty through the day.

Gary: Hazza, I am battling, I need the Elixir of Life.

Hazza: You an me both mate, I’ll whip up an Elixir.

Gary: Far too many drinks over the weekend, mate. I am over the hill.

The Elixir of Life by H - Skak September 9, 2018

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Elixir of Life

When a woman goes into labor and her water breaks, it is vital that one must grab a cup and fill it with it. There is nothing else that is more pure and natural than drinking the elixir of life, and it tastes good too ;)

"I had 2 pregnant girls at my house and beat them till their water broke. Their elixir of life took up my 1 gallon milk container and gave me more of a thrill than wombing or munging." - Ben Haney...

Elixir of Life by riptupac14 January 5, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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