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Definitions by falmeth

Sex In Random Public Places
"We sirpped at The Food Court last friday."
sirpp by falmeth April 10, 2012

power ranger 

a mixture of all the colors of powerade
I put all the powerades together and made a power ranger.
power ranger by falmeth December 21, 2010

blind by choice 

See that guy with his eyes closed, he's blind by choice.
blind by choice by falmeth November 30, 2010

ELIXER OF LIFE 

A drink that enables the drinker to become virtually indestructible. Allows extended life. best taken in a act of need. Ex. Before Battle, Before adventures, Before love making.

Ingredients: Thats for me to know, and you to never find out.

PS. Mind control is a minor side effect.
"I feel so good after taking that ELIXER OF LIFE!"

"YEaaaa budddy, I love taking the EoL. That shit is the

headies."
ELIXER OF LIFE by falmeth July 12, 2010

graunchy 

1. Unwashed pubic hair
2. water with large amounts of unknown objects and/or seaweed in it
3. an object that is both grody and raunchy
4. something that makes someone throw up, just from looking at it
"Hey man, did you see that girls graunchy pubes in math class?"
"I wouldn't jump in that water, it's graunchy."
"After I saw her graunchy cellulite, I threw up everywhere."
"That redneck kid was so graunchy, that i had to leave.
graunchy by falmeth June 1, 2010