Eli moment

Eli moments are a subset of memes that are horribly unfunny, mostly consisting of stuff from dedicated "dank meme" Instragram accounts and subreddits such as r/dankmemes, r/funny, and r/holup.

The reason they are called Eli moments is because when Unfunny is encoded to base64, the letter E is found. When Stupid is encoded to base64, you fine L, and when Nobody Cares is encoded to bas64, you find I.

That meme about bugs bunny was such an Eli moment.

Bro the top post for the day on r/dankmemes is such an Eli moment

Eli moment by texxte June 16, 2022

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Epic Eli Moment

When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole

“Dude, Bethany sucked my dick good last night”

“That’s an epic Eli moment dude”

Eli: “hey”

Epic Eli Moment by A_microwave June 30, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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