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Elfin
Elfin by Jacked Up Jazz December 9, 2008
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elfing • Elfin' • Elfin Grot • elfin’ it • elfinakeyboard • elfine • Elfinophilia • elfinster • dirty elfine • elf in a jar
elfin
having elfish qualities
Elfin
Elfin'
To go out with the intention to pick up and have sex with members of the opposite sex who are of limited height. The use is similar to how the word "hogging" can be used to describe a similar act with members of the opposite sex who are overweight.
Elfin' by Emily (another one) October 31, 2005
Elfin'
Elfin' by Emily from St. Paul! September 3, 2003
Elfin Grot
1) A covert crack-house, usually specialised in stock of the magic mushroom variety. Referred to in 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' where the writer John Keats expresses his love for narcotics. One interpretation is that the 'Elfin Grot' is the home place of 'La Belle Dame' where she seduces the knight. Another interpretation, the right one, is that John Keats is a smackhead.
2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
1)
Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?
Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.
2)
Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)
Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?
Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.
2)
Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)
Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
Elfin Grot by Shakespeare's Bitch March 5, 2011
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