elfinster 

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

elfinster by Elf February 14, 2005

elminster 

The most powerful wizard in the realm of Toril (from the forgotten realms series (dungeons and dragons spinoff)) He was the first forgotten realms character ever written about by Ed Greenwood.

He is allied with many a powerful characters in the realm: The Seven sisters, Khelbun arunsun, many other.
He is a chosen of Mystra (goddess of magic).
He was born with magic detection, and truesight.

He is unbeatable, totally and utterly.

Elminster Aumar, remember the name

"Elminster is a god among men."
"He made love to mystra!"
"And he's so modest"

elminster by petrepete September 20, 2006

elipster 

elitist+hipster= elipster
person of knowledge like an elitist but looked more favorably upon behind closed doors. people hate him/her in public because they cannot be that cool but when they are alone they secretly wish to be that person.
knowledge of music and culture through the ages, fakes can only span from 70's knowledge to present true elipsters can cite beat culture and the likes.

people try to bring them down just because they are in there own eyes not as cool. everyone is in a social uniform, this would just be a harder one to maintain unlike gutter punk.

tom waits is a dirt plodded elipster.

elipster by Fillip Jones June 8, 2005