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electric lettuce 

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.
Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.
electric lettuce by |etha|meta| September 28, 2005

Electric Lettuce 

Wrestler: Electric Lettuce
Real Name: William Edward Kennedy
Birthday: July 24th, 1989
Homestate: New Jersey
Marital Status: Taken
Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs
Trained by: Jon-Bo
Debut: March 2003
Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard
Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad
Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter,
Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims.
Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh
Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf.
Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens.
Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"

The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026