Eileening

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To smell like semen and shit, or generally smell like cancer. Also, they most commonly have receding fucking big fuck off hairlines, bathe in hot sticky Roy cum and deserve to pass THE FUCK away.

Fuck your niggery cunt eileening mum.

Eileening by -Gomibako- February 17, 2019

Mileening

The act of being extremely, awkwardly adorable with your crush or significant other.

Michael and Eileen were absolutely Mileening at the school festival over the weekend.

Mileening by Fua March 25, 2013

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aileening

To become flustered and quickly flee from an altercation.

"Why do you always leave when I try to say hi?"
"I'm aileening you, take a hint"

aileening by Dave80 November 6, 2017

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esleeping

When you're edating someone and you fall asleep in a voicechat together. Usually involves moaning and/or sexual talk with your dose of simping

Guy 1: What are those two doing in a VC together?
Guy 2: Esleeping.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: He's getting her to moan for him to wake him up. What a pedo.

esleeping by DreamRocket February 17, 2021

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epeening

The blatant act of telling everyone, showing off or bragging about how big your epeen is. Most common in online games when someone links or describes a bit of loot they have just obtained which is then immediately followed by someone then linking or describing more and better loot they obtained weeks before and hadn't stopped bragging about.

John: look what i just got <Decent Peice of Epic Loot>
Doe: <Uber Epic loot><More Uber epic loot><Even more Uber epic loot><EVEN MORE Uber epic loot>
John:enuff with the epeening mmmkay?

epeening by GlycerineOxide December 15, 2010

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eileenism

the act of drinking too much and complaining about unfit men

That girl is heavy into eileenism

eileenism by no one May 13, 2005

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nine-elevening

stealing somthing from another person with intent to cause damage to them. or high jacking somthing that doesnt belong to you. like the taleban took planes that where not theres to do bad things with it.

hey dude someone is nine-elevening your stuff.

nine-elevening by bkwiatv1 March 6, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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