Eighteen and Life 

Ricky was a young boy;
He had a heart of gold
Lived nine-to-five and worked his
Fingers right to the bone

Just barely out of school,
Ricky - he came from the edge of town
Walked with a switchblade
So no one could take him down, no.

He had no money, oh!
(No good at home)
Walked the streets a soldier
And he fought the world alone,
And now he's:

Eighteen and life you got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's-
Eighteen and life to go?

Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's-
Eighteen and life to go...

Tequila in his heartbeat
His veins burned gasoline
It kept his motor runnin'
But he would've never expected
It would've kept him clean

They say Ricky loved adventure;
Ricky is the wild one
He married trouble;
With a courtship and a gun

Bang, bang! Shoot 'em up
the battle never ends
You can't think of dying-
When the bottle
is your best friend

And now he's-
Eighteen and life, you got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time; and it's-
Eighteen and life to go!
Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time; and it's
Eighteen and life to go

"Accidents will happen"
They all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shots -- into the wind;
That child blew a child away

Eighteen and life you've got it
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time, and it's-
Eighteen and life to go?

Eighteen and life you've got it-
Eighteen and life, you know?
Your crime this time and it's
Eighteen and life to go

Eighteen and Life by Shadow Spectre April 10, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012