Eight O'clock Matthew Share definition Flag After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face. Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew. Eight O'clock Matthew by Drunkinacnj February 22, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Eight O'clock Matthew mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch