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Egyptian BJ 

This is a three way situation where a guy gets on his all-fours and rests in the 'sphinx' position. The guy in the sphinx position is to act like a statue; he is there to be serviced as the god he is. One fellater will be sucking the balls, the other sucking his cock. Once the sphinx cums, he performs the Egyptian Goggles on the two servants cum smeared faces.
I ran into a couple of my high school friends last night. We reminisced about the good ol' days then i took them home and forced them to give me an Egyptian BJ
Egyptian BJ by joeegyptianbj February 8, 2009
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Egyptian BJ 

A mystery as old as the pyramids. First heard on Fling.com. Proposed by the "UBER HOT" babes asking to chat only to give you a link to another website where you have to enter in your credit card number. A Phishing lure.
sexyolive930: hmmmm...wanna experience my egyptian BJ and im gonna demonstrate to u bhabe
booms: WTF is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
sexyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking horny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who's boss?
Egyptian BJ by jimbaround January 6, 2008

egyptianbeauty 

A delusional remedial fuck who thinks that everyone in the world is jealous of her. When encountering egyptianbeauty, remember that she is in love with a dong loving, reigning defending gloryhole champion named Prince Leo. Another redeeming quality is being is a trouble maker who thinks every female that has a boyfriend or husband is infected with STDs and is being used for their money by their spouse. Her skill set includes begging for nickels and sitting on a shit stained chair while calling it had work. Ultimately, she likes to pick fights with the wrong people, getting her banned from adult conventions by a company who only allows her to stay because she would possibly take her life if they were to fire her.
:zippy I have natural egyptianbeauty... Even though I tweeze my beard and have one and a half eyebrows.
egyptianbeauty by Echo5mike June 9, 2017

egyptianbeauty 

the fugly egyptian webcam girl that all the /b/tards fuck with and is on the verge of becoming a meme
LULZ!!!1 we got egyptianbeauty to put a shoe on her head
egyptianbeauty by dukefire April 24, 2009
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