jimbaround's definitions

Egyptian BJ

A mystery as old as the pyramids. First heard on Fling.com. Proposed by the "UBER HOT" babes asking to chat only to give you a link to another website where you have to enter in your credit card number. A Phishing lure.

sexyolive930: hmmmm...wanna experience my egyptian BJ and im gonna demonstrate to u bhabe
booms: WTF is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
sexyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking horny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who's boss?

by jimbaround January 6, 2008

cock puppet

A tiny little lady (or man I reckon) that you can grab ahold of and make like a mannequin whilst frigging.

'Golly, that cock puppet sure would be nice to animate,' said Justin.

by JimbAround January 31, 2004

casey jones

1. an infamous train conductor who pushed the limits of speed and rounded a bend only to ram another train head-on
2. one who drives erratically
3. a famous Grateful Dead song

Did you see Casey Jones there barrelling down the road in that borracho helmet?

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

borracho helmet

A cowboy hat, as worn by a drunk (borracho) driver. A term coined by the California Highway Patrol (CHP) because a majority of all traffic stops of men wearing cowboy hats results in a DUI arrest.
aka. cowboy hat, stetson

"Did you see that guy weaving all over the road...? He was wearing a borracho helmet." said Darren.
"If you want to prevent getting pulled over too, you should take off your borracho helmet", I replied.
"I will only take off my borracho helmet after you take off your borracho helmet," he mumbled.

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

topes

1. spanish for speed bump
2. Titties, can be small or big

esp. causing a slow down in driving speed or, due to late reaction, a car crash.

Hey, Casey Jones, did you see those topes?

by JimbAround July 3, 2005

Jiggle Pickle

The act of a man jumping up and down or thrusting madly while naked and his pickle slaps from fupa to taint over and over making slapping sounds. Truly achieved during very warm weather and with little or no hair.

Jim loves to jiggle pickle while singing Christmas carols.

by jimbaround April 4, 2009

Savior

One who provides resources above and beyond the resources available.

"My code (javascript) is going to 'save' this company." --Kelly, aka corporate savior

by Jimbaround August 1, 2008