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Ego’s ego 

When a person lives a relative easy life and had been praised for simple tasks, thus blowing up their sense of

Significance and local celebrity syndrome of this ditch and hoarders small town kingdom.

The absolute absence of common knowledge of the outside world feeds the egos of the privileged but clueless

Fools to the point that there ego has no challengers and their ego develops an ego and the third person perspective becomes another character all together, even talking about a group of people in reference to on the original self who by this time is but a lost memory.
Dave speaking: you know how Dave rolls right . Dave dose not give 2 shits you know what I mean ?

Daves brother speaking: ok so fuck dave why you talking about dave dude , and who da fuuudgk dose that make you but an ego’s ego.
Ego’s ego by Cash-cow-survivor August 28, 2023
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Emmanuel's EGO

Emmanuel, has the BEST ego ever. he's so cool and great and also better then most women and people named Felipe ;). He's ""The best person ever"". (he's not short)
Emmanuel's EGO is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO great
Emmanuel's EGO by Named Feckless October 29, 2021

Trumpet's ego 

Bigger than the universe...
gets all the solos
the solos fuel the ego to grow bigger and better >:D
How the Trumpet's ego works...
Ex:Trumpets are better than Clarinets
Ex:Trumpets are better than Sax
Ex:Trumpets are better than trombones
Ex:Trumpets are better than flutes
Ex:Trumpets are better than oboes
Ex:Trumpets are better than percussion...
Ex:Trumpets are better than (insert instrument here)

Ex's Ego 

After someone breaks up with a significant other or gets broken up with by a significant other that was out of their league, they become super cocky and arrogant but most of all narcissistic . They become overly confident in their ability to pick up chicks. You start to see it a little during the relationship but it really flourishes after the relationships demise.
"didn't you used to have a crush on David?"
"yeah, I did but then that girl broke up with him and his Ex's Ego blew up."
Ex's Ego by MildlyConcerned May 21, 2020

Zanvaay's Ego 

Yea, the ego of that kid is bigger than the bad games of roblox.
Zanvaay's Ego : He always posts SHIT.
Zanvaay's Ego by HidingBLOX March 1, 2017

Will’s Ego 

“i saw a really big horse on the way here?”
“no way! was it bigger than will’s ego?”
Will’s Ego by 4leafsky September 13, 2020

male egos 

the belief that you are much better or more important than other people, or behavior that shows this
Man,male egos, I don't know how you guys make it through the day with them.
male egos by Timo Qui May 4, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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