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Egg rolls

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.
look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick
by Gegangen January 22, 2015
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Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls

Hi! Welcome to Tiffoony Tan's famous egg rolls. Our egg rolls are extra eggy egg free egg rolls with extra egg and no egg! We are famous in 3 locations - Siglap Centre, Parkway Parade and Suntec City!

The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!

It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.

"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"

They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!

We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!

STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are awesome!

Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!

Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
by EMKYMARA April 20, 2019
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"With Six, You get Egg Rolls"

The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"
Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Rolls"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..
by Dave70 May 4, 2006
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Soggy Egg Roll

The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.
Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.
by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020
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Egg Roll Eyes

A Phrase to describe those Yellow Fellows in Asian countries, Eyes
She had a Pair of "Egg Roll Eyes" that you could Blindfold with a Shoe Lace..
by Bupp&Zeider March 5, 2022
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CHING CHONG EGG ROLL

A RACIST CORONA TERM USED BY ALL THE COOL KIDS IN THE FOREST THAT SMOKE WEED AND SUGAR WHILST PLAYING ROBLOX
by BINGBONG CHICKEN LEG BIS February 9, 2020
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An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.
You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll
by Yeetum July 12, 2017
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