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Lord Egg 

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.
"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"
Lord Egg by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009
Egglord is someone who is considered to be funny and Edgy. Egglord is a cutie patootie who is oblivious to it, we all have someone who is considered to be our Egglord.
Her: Who is egglord?
Him: Egglord is the little bunny boy down there!
Her: He’s such a cutie patootie! Awww.. Look at him go, doing the anime cat ears!
Egglord by Mixella Moon May 14, 2020