"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"
Egglord is someone who is considered to be funny and Edgy. Egglord is a cutie patootie who is oblivious to it, we all have someone who is considered to be our Egglord.
Her: Who is egglord?
Him: Egglord is the little bunny boy down there!
Her: He’s such a cutie patootie! Awww.. Look at him go, doing the anime cat ears!