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Eeqaan is a young but slightly autistic man who's defining qualities are that he is sh*t at FIFA or EA Sports FC. Anyone with the name Eeqaan usually does not have any rizz and never leaves his room. Most people called Eeqaan also have brain damage and are known for supporting a sh*tty oil club called manchester sh*tty. Eeqaan is a pretty uncommon name so if you are lucky then you will never run into one in your life.
Omg did you see Eeqaan playing FIFA, he was so bad.
Eeqaan by $ xx_Pionel.Polumbus10_xx $ September 18, 2023
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The most annoying person ever. He is just very annoying. But is very cute
Ugh that guy is such an Eezaan.
Eezaan by Salhi kujje December 19, 2021
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Eeqaan • eemaan • Eezaan • Eexaan • eqaan • Ee Qian
eqaan is a really intelligent boy he is eqaan get rejected by girls like Emily, Julia, Sarah, Alexa, eqaan is a successful man but doesent like to be called rich. but eqaan is a very trusted man and if u dont know eqaan ur misssing out
eqaan means trust
eqaan by eqaan January 30, 2021
A word that defines great people who have a lot of meaning in your lives.
He is such an eexaan
Eexaan by Lil garnier July 13, 2019
Eemaan is the nerdiest guy you will ever meet. Eemaan’s probably making a model rocket in his garage as you read this. Eemaan has the intelligence of megamind and his unibrow attracts men, women, and animals of all ages and races. Eemaan’s got a small personality, which compensated for his huge, massive cock. Eemaan detests social gatherings as he thinks his time could be more efficiently spent studying quantum physics. His vocabulary consists of words such

as: bruh. Eemaan is overall a pretty cool guy.
Jake: Yo Jerry, you going to the party on Saturday?

Jerry: Bruh.

Jake: Don’t be such an Eemaan.
eemaan by NocapBallerz July 20, 2021
Man1:BRUH

Man2: Such an eemaan
eemaan by NocapBallerz July 20, 2021
Eemaan is a cute sexy girl with a bangin' body. She may seem cold from the outside but she's sweet af once you get close to her. She's intelligent, kind, and soft-spoken. She has a dreamy angelic voice.
Hey Eemaan!
Eemaan by parkinmyass November 22, 2021
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