Edwardsville 

Suburban town of 25,000 in the Metro Eastknown for its fairly high level of affluence. Home to a branch of Southern Illinois University and the county seat of Madison County, the town has gained a reputation for being stuck up and showy, when in reality, all the other towns around it in Madison county are fucking shit holes and people wish they could afford to live in Edwardsville. Not the most exciting place, but definitely better than most.

Edwardsville always has good high school sports teams.
In Edwardsville, we're better than you..and we know it!

Edwardsville by XC23 June 20, 2008

Edwardsville, Illinois 

A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.

"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."

"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."

"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."

Edwardsville, Illinois by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team 

The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.

The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.

Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.

Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!

Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?

Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!

Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.

Edwardsville Tigers Football Team by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022

Edwardsville High School 

A watered down concentration camp and the water is actually tears from the students. You also need to use a quarter to use the elevator, what if youre disabled like Max? And what fucking student carries around change? Wo wohnst du? more like Wo fuck you!!

"Hey moxxie do you remeber Edwardsville High School?"
"Oh yeah you mean the 'Max' place?"

Edwardsville High School by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020