(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

Eckels

Eckels is your god.

No further definiton necessary

Mary: "I Believe in the holy teachings of Jesus Christ"
Chin: "I feel that the good word of buddah is the most righteous"
Durka: "Muhammed is the chosen one"

Agner: "Eckels is your god."

Mary: "oh, ok"
Chin: "oh, ok"
Durka: "oh, ok"

Eckels by Agner September 2, 2005

eckelhofer

a german name in descent usually with a small dick and hairy, but you still love him

haha look at that eckelhofer, gotta love him hes really cool

eckelhofer by ledgeman October 30, 2010

eckerley

An Eckerley is a really sweet and caring girl. She is really really sweet and caring. She also knows how to make a guy laugh. An Eckerley is always very attractive both inside and out. She always finds a way to show her love for people through actions. She always always puts others before herself and would do anything to make someone no matter who it is happy. She always goes out of her way to be nice to each and every person. She is so wonderful and smart. The world needs more Eckerley’s. Eckerley’s are by far the most beautiful women you will ever see.

Eckerley made 2021 the best year of my life

eckerley by Eckerley December 28, 2021

A Josh Eckerle

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut

"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"

A Josh Eckerle by 61savage February 25, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026