Eckell 

The bearer of a sword

The knight was a eckell

Eckell by Spiritus et 5 April 30, 2010

Eckelberry 

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day

Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry

Eckelberry by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

Eckel-eptic 

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

Eckels

Eckels is your god.

No further definiton necessary

Mary: "I Believe in the holy teachings of Jesus Christ"
Chin: "I feel that the good word of buddah is the most righteous"
Durka: "Muhammed is the chosen one"

Agner: "Eckels is your god."

Mary: "oh, ok"
Chin: "oh, ok"
Durka: "oh, ok"

Eckels by Agner September 2, 2005

eckelhofer 

a german name in descent usually with a small dick and hairy, but you still love him

haha look at that eckelhofer, gotta love him hes really cool

eckelhofer by ledgeman October 30, 2010

eckerley 

An Eckerley is a really sweet and caring girl. She is really really sweet and caring. She also knows how to make a guy laugh. An Eckerley is always very attractive both inside and out. She always finds a way to show her love for people through actions. She always always puts others before herself and would do anything to make someone no matter who it is happy. She always goes out of her way to be nice to each and every person. She is so wonderful and smart. The world needs more Eckerley’s. Eckerley’s are by far the most beautiful women you will ever see.

Eckerley made 2021 the best year of my life

eckerley by Eckerley December 28, 2021

A Josh Eckerle 

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut

"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"

A Josh Eckerle by 61savage February 25, 2017