Eckels

Eckels is your god.

No further definiton necessary

Mary: "I Believe in the holy teachings of Jesus Christ"
Chin: "I feel that the good word of buddah is the most righteous"
Durka: "Muhammed is the chosen one"

Agner: "Eckels is your god."

Mary: "oh, ok"
Chin: "oh, ok"
Durka: "oh, ok"

Eckels by Agner September 2, 2005

Eckelberry 

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day

Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry

Eckelberry by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

Eckel-eptic 

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

eckelhofer 

a german name in descent usually with a small dick and hairy, but you still love him

haha look at that eckelhofer, gotta love him hes really cool

eckelhofer by ledgeman October 30, 2010

eckenswiller 

A really nice person who is shy and doesn’t talk first. Things they are ugly but isn’t and makes Tik Toks

I made friends with a Eckenswiller and she’s awesome

eckenswiller by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019

Oscar Eckersley 

A tall, ginger boy who can play pretty much any musical instrument you'd like him to. Absolute pro when it comes to running about his gaff under timed conditions. Also, an Oscar Eckersley will most-likely have to ask his mother, Grace , before going on a mad night out with the lads. Overall, everyone could do with an Oscar Eckersley to brighten up their life.

Man, that girl looks so sad...she could really do with an Oscar Eckersley right now.

Oscar Eckersley by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020

Dennis Eckersley 

A sexual act in which a man climaxes on a woman's upper lip, then styles her mustache in the fashion of Hall of Fame pitcher, Dennis Eckersley.
If the woman does not have sufficient facial hair to accomodate this act, her actual hair may be used. However, a true "Dennis Eckersley" requires the woman have some facial hair.

"Bro, that chick you took home last night was gross!"
"Yeah, but she looked great after I gave her a nasty Dennis Eckersley!"

Dennis Eckersley by AllanCarlisle February 12, 2009