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premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

Emackuation 

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate
It was a complete emackuation
Emackuation by Treebonics April 28, 2019

Ebackuation 

Where a Hot Carl/Cleveland Steamer is a hot, fresh shit preformed on the recipient’s chest, an Ebackuation is the same fecal event conducted on the recipients back.
Travis: “No girl, turn over... I’d like to try an ebackuation tonight”
Ebackuation by Hotter Carl May 16, 2021

Eblackulating 

- verb
An action that is against black stereotypes in such a way that when done by a black person they lose street cred.
"I wanted to buy a soy caramel mochiatto, but it would be to eblackulating"
Eblackulating by Promeo October 29, 2014

premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.
I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.

premature eblockulation

When you think someone has blocked you on iMessage, but it turns out that they were just in the woods without signal, so the message just hasn’t been delivered yet and you realize later that you weren’t blocked like a chud.
I tried to text my girl, who is currently angry at me, when she was out camping and the message didn’t deliver so I thought I got a case of premature eblockulation.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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