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premature eclackulation 

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.
question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

Emackuation 

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate
It was a complete emackuation
Emackuation by Treebonics April 28, 2019

Ebackuation 

Where a Hot Carl/Cleveland Steamer is a hot, fresh shit preformed on the recipient’s chest, an Ebackuation is the same fecal event conducted on the recipients back.
Travis: “No girl, turn over... I’d like to try an ebackuation tonight”
Ebackuation by Hotter Carl May 16, 2021

Eblackulating 

- verb
An action that is against black stereotypes in such a way that when done by a black person they lose street cred.
"I wanted to buy a soy caramel mochiatto, but it would be to eblackulating"
Eblackulating by Promeo October 29, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026