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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. 

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.
Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!