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Eating Cookies 

In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.
"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.
Eating Cookies by MrBryant August 29, 2009
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eating cookies 

A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Wanda best lose some weight dog, she's eating cookies.
eating cookies by BStalker July 16, 2007

eating cookies 

when a dude and a girl are kissing uncontrollably and someone catches them...
Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!
eating cookies by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005

eating cookies 

When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.
WHOA!!! Yolanda is seriously eating cookies dog, even Atkins couldn't help that.
eating cookies by BStalker July 17, 2007

I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. 

Referring to a girl, that while not a knock-out, is someone you would easily sleep with.
Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.

Eatin' Cookies 

"Yo i called your phone but you aint ansa"
"yea sorry yo i was eatin' cookies"

eating a cookie 

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."
Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie
eating a cookie by allalberta November 22, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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