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Eating Box

When you are performing rigorous cunnilingus on a female with a shaved vaginal region. Often accompanied by about a .14 BAC and a towel to dry your mouth afterwards. Also: See Blackbox munching.
"So many hoes in this jaunt right now wearing skin-tight dresses. I'm definitely going to be eating box tonight."
Eating Box by boxeater14 January 2, 2012
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Eating box

Jonah’s favorite thing to do, he takes pride in how much he loves it
Me: did you hit
Jonah: nah I was eating box all night
Eating box by Neveratethebox5 May 31, 2021

eating the box 

1. go eat my box
2. during oral sex i ate this chicks box and in return she gave me a blowjob
eating the box by kokjawz April 6, 2004

box eating 

The act of eating out a vagina, common lesbian term.
"Seems like I'll be doing some box eating tonigh ;)"
box eating by Bannana Bean June 2, 2016

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.
"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box 

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

eating boxspring 

Dude, Jessica is the best at eating boxspring. She goes down on that shit like a munch.
eating boxspring by springeater September 11, 2025
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