Eatin' Cookies
Eatin' Cookies by SlamYourGramma June 9, 2009
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I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.
Guy 1: That girl ain't that hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies.
I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating cookies. by ianamalsu August 26, 2007
Eating Cookies
In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.
"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.
Eating Cookies by MrBryant August 29, 2009
eating cookies
A person is "eating cookies" when their ass cheeks are swallowing up their pants and lumps of fat are visible.
eating cookies by BStalker July 16, 2007
eating cookies
Roommate 1: on the bed kissing and making out with her boyfriend
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!
Roommate 2: Walks in with her boyfriend and catches them and yells...eww yall eating cookies?!
eating cookies by Tata & Moni March 14, 2005
eating cookies
When the butt cheeks of a person are "eating cookies" they are swallowing up the pants and lumps of fat are visible.
eating cookies by BStalker July 17, 2007
eating a cookie
Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."
eating a cookie by allalberta November 22, 2010
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