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East San Jose

A part of the city of San Jose in the Silicon Valley that is plagued by high crime rate, gang activity and murders. Statistically speaking most of San Jose's murders take place in this part of the city. Still there is nicer parts to it and the Alum Rock state park is one major attraction. The Eastrigde mall is also a major shopping destination.
A: yo did you hear about that foo that got stabbed last night?

B: yea man it happened at he corner of king and Tully road
A: east San Jose is getting bad man i ain't going back there no more
East San Jose by Nasor6221 February 3, 2015
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East San Jose

East San Jose is a great place to live if you are from the downtown part of San jo

East side San jo is very ghetto and is my home

Latino, Vietnamese, Is the culture around East San jo. Rappers include E-40, too short, Mac Dre, P-Lo and many others. East San jo has a lot of crime. Gangs include Crips and Seranos. Don’t mess with this fools. Overall how bad it gets East San jo will always be my home
East San Jose is a ghetto place
East San Jose by AJ The CaliBoy June 17, 2022

east side san jose 

Story and King, the heart of the east...
East side San Jose is where I stay all day errryday
east side san jose by A$VP September 21, 2013

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways
man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj
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