2 definitions by MikeHunt509

1
Double fisting a girl and attempting to simulate convergent, divergent, and transforment plate movements inside her snatch.
Kevin, "What'd you and Marry do last night?"

Brad, "Dude I earthquaked her so hard"

Kevin, "Wow man that's hot!"

Brad, "Yeah she'll be feeling the aftershock in the morning!"
by MikeHunt509 February 01, 2014
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2
Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis
Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."
by MikeHunt509 March 16, 2014
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