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ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf
Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.
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Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".
Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.
Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ear Infucktion 

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.
"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"
Ear Infucktion by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

Earfucktion

An earfucktion is when your spouse rambles on nonstop about meaningless BS.
As soon as I got home from work, I got a massive earfucktion from wife about some crazy momma drama going down in her world. Ear fucked
Earfucktion by RAW 2 July 7, 2015

EAR INFUCKTION 

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.
Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.
EAR INFUCKTION by Yasirt December 21, 2007
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