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earfetish 

Probably the most famou newgrounds BBS user ever, he is very highly loved and noone can argue about that. Most of his 'fans' pray that WadeFulp make earfetish a moderator, which will never happen due to everyones anticipation of it and WadeFulps desire to surprise people while still doing the right thing.

Earfetish likes to masturbate in peoples ears, hence the name.
Oh my god my ear is leaking with white stuff!
earfetish by DEADSiM2 April 30, 2005
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earfetish 

1) Pretentious Newgrounds user with an almost deity like aura about him. From what one can gather, he enjoys having sex with animals and dead babies. Not to say this is a bad thing, it's epic, actually.

Me and my peers have deducted that he should infact be a moderator, due to a high degree of awesomeness and brilliance. One often wonders why he isn't. I suspect it has to do with suck-upery, and Earfetish's lack of.

Also has homosexual and/or bi-sexual feel about him. Almost, otherwordly.

2) A sexual preference to ears. Most likely invloving cum and African American males.
NG member : Why does Earfetish rock so ?

Earfetish : Because I'm great
earfetish by Rawr guy April 9, 2005

Earfetish 

A fetish or an obsession of a girl ears.
Evan had a earfetish and made girls at party’s feel uncomfortable.
Earfetish by Jedam April 18, 2021

cock ear fetish 

Wen a male or female have a fetish for a cock being stuck in their ear and later cummed in.
My chcik has a cock ear fetish so we tryed it and now shes deaf in her right ear!

Ear Fetish 

When one likes their ears tingled
“Oi Summer, want me to succeed in that Ear Fetish I know you got?”
Ear Fetish by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear fetish 

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish
Ear fetish by IDLW April 24, 2019

Ear Fetish 

An ear fetish is a sexual attraction towards ears.
Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol he has an ear fetish
Ear Fetish by IDLW April 24, 2019
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