Scott: "Gee I wouldn't mind shoving that cucumber up my arse so I can have some pleasure in my day!"
Paul: "Orrrrrrrrrrr"
Paul: "Orrrrrrrrrrr"
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.
Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022

by OfficeSlang February 14, 2022

When you come across a colleagues podcast and hear them talking themselves up like they're Kyle Langford!
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

A common term used when you're boss arranges for a Santa Clause to come to a Xmas party and sing a jingle he wrote about the staff, only for the boss not to know anyones actual name!!!
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022

An expression used to describe when a colleague parks in the bosses carpark as "it was the only park left" only to come crashing back down to earth from one phone call from the boss, therefore having to move the car to the closest available park 2 kilometres down the road.
Boss: (ring ring) "I'm not dead, you don't park there"
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by OfficeSlang March 02, 2022

When a colleague places a $1 two leg multibet at odds of over 2000 to 1 and then cashes out for $1.47 only for the bet to end up winning 6 months later.....
by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022
