Definitions by OfficeSlang
Earbleed
When colleague 1 has to pick up and drop off colleague 2 on a daily basis for circumstances unknown as they reside around the corner from each other, only for colleague 2 to reminisce on moments of their past the entire car pool in each direction causing colleague 1 to become depressed and develop anxiety about said car trips on a daily basis.
Colleague 3: "Morning mate, how's things?"
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Colleague 1: "Don't talk to me, I've got an earbleed"... said while walking in a slumped posture with head looking at the ground to their workstation.
Earbleed by OfficeSlang March 28, 2022
Orrrrrrrrrrr
Am expression used for a person who gets up to work on a Sunday and rushes to get ready, sends a text to the boss apologizing for running late before realising that it is actually not a working day!!
"oh no I've slept in" ORRRRRRRRRRR
typing...."sorry boss I'm running late, I'll be in as soon as I can"......
typing...."sorry boss I'm running late, I'll be in as soon as I can"......
Orrrrrrrrrrr by OfficeSlang March 27, 2022
Orrrrrrrrrrr
An expression used to describe when a colleague parks in the bosses carpark as "it was the only park left" only to come crashing back down to earth from one phone call from the boss, therefore having to move the car to the closest available park 2 kilometres down the road.
Boss: (ring ring) "I'm not dead, you don't park there"
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Orrrrrrrrrrr by OfficeSlang March 2, 2022
Orrrrrrrrrrr
An expression used around the office when you enter into the kitchen to make a coffee only to find that the person previous to you has eft the coffee grounds in the machine to cure and set like concrete, therefore setting off a chain of events where you need to get out the pick axe and remove the soiled waste in order to continue to make the desired coffee which is starting to not taste so good already and then go about the rest of the day which has now been ruined!
Ryan: "Orrrrrrrrrrrrr who made a coffee, you're kidding me....you again!!"
Lachy: "Orrrrrrrrrrr" (hides for the day)
Lachy: "Orrrrrrrrrrr" (hides for the day)
Orrrrrrrrrrr by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022
Orrrrrrrrrrr
A common term used when you're boss arranges for a Santa Clause to come to a Xmas party and sing a jingle he wrote about the staff, only for the boss not to know anyones actual name!!!
Orrrrrrrrrrr by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022
Pencil
A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.
Pencil by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022
Orrrrrrrrrrr
When a colleague places a $1 two leg multibet at odds of over 2000 to 1 and then cashes out for $1.47 only for the bet to end up winning 6 months later.....
Orrrrrrrrrrr by OfficeSlang February 15, 2022