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Ear Jizz 

Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.
Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.

Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo

Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!
Ear Jizz by jhustla January 6, 2010
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The not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of Eargasm who originates the most jizzmatic city in the world which is London, which is the act of orgasming upon hearing something, usually guitar riffs.
Karen: What the hell is that woman doing in the living room, Kel? There's something wrong with her face.

Kel: Who... Ella? She's watching Muse on Youtube.

Karen: Shit... I think she's earjizzing.
Earjizz by DeadDolleh July 5, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008