Earjizz 

The not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of Eargasm who originates the most jizzmatic city in the world which is London, which is the act of orgasming upon hearing something, usually guitar riffs.

Karen: What the hell is that woman doing in the living room, Kel? There's something wrong with her face.

Kel: Who... Ella? She's watching Muse on Youtube.

Karen: Shit... I think she's earjizzing.

Earjizz by DeadDolleh July 5, 2009

Ear Jizz 

Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.

Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.

Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo

Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!

Ear Jizz by jhustla January 6, 2010

Earizz 

The possession of aesthetically shaped ears which attract others. When your ears have rizz.

"Look at them! They have such earizz!"
"Yeah man, I'd totally pour poison in them!"

Earizz by Dreamondreamer February 1, 2023