ear infucktion 

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

ear infucktion by Vitamin_Deficiency April 24, 2011

Ear Infucktion 

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

Ear Infucktion by Otsego69 August 19, 2016

Ear Infucktion 

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.

"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"

Ear Infucktion by Edward Francis November 2, 2007

EAR INFUCKTION 

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

EAR INFUCKTION by Yasirt December 21, 2007

California Ear Infection 

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.

That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.

California Ear Infection by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013

Alabama ear infection 

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

Alabama ear infection by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

Danish Ear Infection 

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

Danish Ear Infection by Vice420 August 20, 2020